The Evolution of Lara Croft.
from wobble blob to i forgot she’s not real
Just took my sexuality test, you could say I aced it.
Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
Look I’m not saying that I want the climax of Avengers: Age of Ultron to be Melinda May calmly walking into the screen with Mjolhnir in one hand and the Beserker Staff in the other hand, in a situation where all hope is lost; and then calmly throwing both away and just proceeding to save the world by her lonesome.
But on the other hand: IMAGINE MELINDA MAY WALKING INTO THE SCREEN AT A MOMENT WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST, MJOHLNIR IN ONE HAND, THE BESERKER STAFF IN OTHER, TOSSING BOTH AWAY AND THEN PROCEEDING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
So, yeah no, that’s exactly what I want.
LISTEN TO HER VOICE WHEN SHE AIN’T IN CHARACTER SHE’S AN AUSMERICAN LOVES IT.
Natalie Dormer and Sophie Turner on the Game of Thrones panel at the 2014 SDCC
[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]
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It really is unbelievable that there isn’t a single picture of Lana and Jen together at SDCC. An entire weekend spent together, with hundreds of other photos in endless combinations…Lana hanging all over Emilie, Jen hanging all over Rose, Eddy practically *fondling* Colin, Jen feeding Colin…
BUT NOT ONE SINGLE PHOTO OF JUST JEN AND LANA.
How is that even possible? Do they have a restraining order against each other? Are they the same actress, and we just don’t know it? Do they have a magical forcefield that pushes them back if they get too close, except when they’re filming and it suddenly becomes a MAGNETIC FORCE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS THAT KEEPS THEM TWO EYEFUCKING INCHES APART IN EVERY SCENE???
The most frustrating part is…Lana and Jen DO get along. They don’t hate each other like the lack of photos would suggest. The one SDCC clip we did get is so adorable, with their synchronized hands and giggles and stolen smiles and Colin just sitting back in awe wondering what the hell he’s even doing on that couch.
THIS BOTHERS ME ON A DEEP LEVEL. I’m not planning on watching the show anymore (for a million different reasons) but I still can’t get this out of my head. It’s like there’s some kind of OUAT mafia going around disposing of anyone who snaps a picture of Lana and Jen in the same room together. And it seems like every single photographer is instructed to keep them apart too, because they NEVER stand together in group photos.
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?? WILL WE EVER GET ANSWERS?? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?? WHERE DO WE GO AFTER WE DIE?? WHY ARE THERE NO GODDAMN PICTURES OF THE TWO LEAD ACTRESSES TOGETHER EVEN WHEN THE KID WHO PLAYS THEIR SON IS STANDING RIGHT THERE AND IT WOULD BE THE MOST ADORABLE PHOTO OP EVER???
ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC???
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK???
Here’s the thing. Maybe they were intentionally not posing together. Maybe it was some big conspiracy to make people stop shipping them. Maybe it was because people keep tweeting them fanfiction. Maybe it was because people have sent them art/manips of them/their characters making out. Maybe it was because people keep tweeting them, telling them to dump their significant others so that they can be together.
Or maybe it’s as simple as them not posing together because they just… didn’t.